Wednesday, 5 October 2016


Speed is crucial in warfare. It’s not enough to have the most troops, the heaviest arms, the most brilliant tactics. When it comes down to it, it’s speed that wins. Being able to get to places first, or to retreat and not be caught, to be able to adjust faster than your opponent, that is where victory is all but assured.

Thus, Generals, I give to you speed, I give to you victory. The ‘Complete Heisenburg Aspects Readjustment Ionic Overland Transporter’. With a maximum range well beyond the furthest point on the globe, you can send anyone, anywhere.

Bids, gentlemen?

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