Wednesday, 26 September 2018

Under Cosmic Glass

The alien conspiracy is both deeper and shallower than you imagine.

There are aliens controlling every aspect of our lives. Every major government, every international company, every major technological leap and setback is under direct orders by those pulling the strings, mostly through bribery and subtle manipulation, but also the occasional replacement of someone by an alien.

All for one grand purpose.

That's not that grand.

Trust me, it really doesn't make up for all the work they've put in. Sure, to them this is literal child's play, but even so, being a cosmic ant farm is a little insulting...

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