The Mission

Janice needed a boyfriend, Sally told me over dinner. I agreed.

I should find her one, Sally 'suggested' over dessert. I agreed.

Todd was single and a nice guy, Sally told me how Janice hated him being so weak willed. I adjusted.

John was single and a determined businessman, Sally told me how Janice thought he was a total dick. I adjusted.

Joe, Alex, Robert, Steve and Francis were all sent in, all rejected. I fumed.

I suggested the internet, that was rejected. I fumed.

Janice and I met to work this all out, once and for all. We eloped.