Flight Fight

"For the love of God, is anyone reading me on flight GPC-474?"

He gingerly moved the body of the pilot out of the chair and then put on the headset.

"Uh, is that this plane?"

"Finally! This is Control Tower 86-JN, what's the situation?"

"Um... Well the pilots are both dead."

"What? How?"

"They fought over the stewardess and then over a gun which went off twice."

"Alright, well your cabin crew should be-"

"She's dead too. That was the fight starter."

"I see.

You ever pilot a plane?"

"No."

"Time to learn."

The cause of the crash is 'debated'.