Friday, 4 June 2021

The Worst Part

"And here, we see the 'Statue of The God-'"


The small group of little old ladies I had been guiding through the museum all screamed or otherwise showed shock, so I turned around to find the marble statue moving, bringing a hand up to its face.


It looked at me and spoke in Latin.


"What has happened to me?"


I was glad I didn't fall asleep that much in Latin class.


"You are a statue, is this new to you?"


"Yes."


It looked down, both physically and then emotionally.


"Yeah, that part broke off during the war, sorry about that."

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