Thursday, 3 March 2022

Office Politics

I'd been working there for a few weeks when Keiko from Accounting led someone over to my desk, smiling.


"Hello! This is our new actuarial data analyst, he's from New Zealand, I thought since you were Australian, you'd be best friends!"


I sighed as I squeezed my nose.


"Look, I'll be honest, that means that we're not going to get along, closer together people come from, the bigger the-"


"Oh, I love Aussies!"


I wish I could say I suspected him from that point, but it took his massive embezzlement to become known before I realised I should have known.

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