The Count, as he was now, strode into his financial manager's office.
"My dear Raymond, you've served as my personal assistant in my financial fields for 35 years now, and I've noticed you're beginning to break down slightly. I'd like to offer you a way to fix that, as payment for your work."
"You mean make me a vampire too?"
The Count was surprised.
"You know?"
"Given files you have that originally belonged to near-identical historical figures, it was a logical deduction."
"Very well. You want-"
"And deny others the chance to control these funds? Heavens no!"
"...
And I'm weird?"
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