Helping

She came in with a chip on her shoulder and a computer under her arm.

"You the repair geek?"

"I am currently manning the repair desk, yes. How can I help you?"

She practically slammed the laptop onto the counter.

"This ain't working!"

"Well I'll help as well as I can, what specifically is the issue?"

"It ain't working! And I tried turning it off and on again!"

"Very well, let me check."

I opened it to find a smashed screen.

"That's new!"

I smiled, as I prepared the surveillance camera for evidence when I refused for poor customer handling.