Saturday, 11 February 2023

Cola Skirmishes

As we were waiting, he picked out a drink from the fridge and a packet of candy from the bowl. I thought nothing of it until I saw what they were.


"That seems redundant."


He paused, the package of sour cola bottles opened a fraction of an inch.


"What?"


"You get that candy and a bottle of cola?"


"Sugar free cola!"


"Sorry, sugar free... Wait, that just makes even less sense!"


"I don't see a problem."


"Why are you getting two cola products?"


"I need caffeine and sugar right now."


"So why not get a normal cola?"


"Don't like them."

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