My Most Important Lesson

The most important lesson i ever learned in school was in music class. Given my inability to hold a tune, this is surprising, but it's true.

See, everyone has to give a short presentation about a song, where the rest of the class would then grade collectively.

I has nothing, so I picked a one hit Wonder I liked, found the bare minimum of info about them I needed, then ripped off an ad campaign to give a comedic talk with no substance.

I got the best marks out of anyone.

Taught me a lot about how easy manipulation is.