Tuesday, 12 March 2024

Unreal Estate

After the third penthouse apartment that drew nothing but disinterested stares and dismissive comments, I turned my tablet PC off and looked at him carefully.


"Ok, clearly we need to rethink this. What exactly are your true desires for a property, Sir?"


"Oh, you know, location, view, facilities..."


"With all due respect, the properties we've seen have all had those. What is it that you truly want?"


He looked uncomfortable for a moment, before finally speaking.


"I wanna feel like a Supervillian."


I sighed, then smiled, as I reopened my tablet, and loaded the other list up.


"A Billionaire-Home, right..."

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