I woke up to what turned out to be the fifth phone call. I groggily picked up the phone and after a couple of false starts answered it without opening my eyes.
"Hello?"
"Where the hell are you?"
"I'm in bed, obviously. And who the hell is this?"
"Don't give me any lip! You're supposed to be opening today! You better get here in five minutes or your fired!"
"Dude, wrong number!"
"Stop lying you... There you are! Why didn't you say you were here?"
"Hanging up now."
"And how the hell are you talking without opening your mouth or-"
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