Deathknuckle

COME, YOUR END AWAITS.

I stared up at the skeleton in the robe, and waved my hands desperately.

"Can't I play a game to beat you?"

It sighed, impressive considering it didn't have lungs.

ALWAYS WITH THE LAST CHANCE. FINE. WE PLAY DEATHKNUCKLE.

"I don't know that game, I was hoping for poker or-"

I CHOOSE THE GAME. WE PLAY DEATHKNUCKLE.

"Ok, how do we play?"

I AM NOT OBLIGATED TO TELL YOU THAT.

"That's not fair!"

NEITHER IS TRYING TO EXTEND YOUR LIFE PAST YOUR SCHEDULED END, YET HERE WE ARE. NOW CHOOSE.

"Uh... Twenty?"

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YET ANOTHER LUCKY BASTARD.