Saturday, 10 August 2013

Bacon Farmer Maybe?



The ‘scientist’ stepped forward, looking extremely pleased with himself.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the public, as well as those of you from the press, thank you for coming to this, the dawning of a new era in humanity’s search for companionship!”

There was a smattering of applause as he gestured to a large supercomputer next to him.

“Using all the information gathered off social websites, we will match those people on the internet who are perfect for each other!”

The computer whirred for a moment, then began spitting out paper.

“Now then…

38% are matched to the one Steve Palmer…”

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