“I’m going off the grid man!”
“Why?”
“No time to explain, just gotta lay low till it settles
down.”
Thing is, by the time he worked out how to delete his
Facebook, scrub himself from Twitter, close down his bank account, opt out of
his various shopping loyalty programs, ditched his cell phone contract, tracked
down every spammer who had his email, then give up and shut down his email all
together, demand and destroy every photo of himself from his friends and
family, and made sure that no-one on the planet could track him, the trouble
was long settled.
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