Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Inopportune Teaching Moments

Dear “People Against Science Hoaxing”.

I received your ‘treat’, although I believe you meant ‘threat’ there. Other things I noticed in your aggressive correspondence;

- Professor is two s, one r as you can see here.
- The expression is “blown to kingdom come” not “blow to King Dom’s come”.
- The plural is bombs, not bombes.
- Realty is houses. Reality is everything.

However, all of this is irrelevant as the GPS tracked that activated when you opened this letter will by now have had time to report to the police.

Thank you for your assistance.

Dr. Raymond Jones

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