Monday 30 September 2013

Limited Test Subjects



My uncle would be classed as insane by most, but since he had made millions off his work with computers, he was eccentric.

As his sole living relative and heir I would often visit him. He was always going on about his work, which I never understood.

That is, till the day I went to his mansion and he excitedly showed me a flying monkey in a cage. He explained that his invention finally worked, and that he could pull anything on a screen into real life.

I probably should have checked his heart before using it on porn though…

(Thanks to Jed for the Suggestion!)

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