Sunday, 27 October 2013

Blackmail Smoke



“So that’s the terms. I become Emperor of one nation on Earth, chosen by me, according to the one guideline I pick and the three you do. And in exchange, the Earth survives. Good?”

The Emergency UN Council reluctantly agreed.

“Very well. The country must be in mainland Europe.”

The council discussed it, then the Chairwoman stood.

“It also must be less than 100km², have a population less than 35,000 and not have any national debt.”

“Deal.”

“So, when will you take over San Marino?”

“No, I choose Vatican City.”

We suspect him becoming Pope was his plan all along.

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