Friday 18 October 2013

Green Frenzy



As I waited for my girlfriend to finish her set, I wandered around the artist’s market, feeling somewhat out of place among the bohemians.

But then something caught my eye. I walked over, and picked it up.

“A whip? Here?” I asked, incredulous.

“Hey, that’s a socially responsible and environmentally friendly riding crop!” said the long (dirty) haired girl running the stall. “The shaft is cane, the cover is hemp, all organically grown.” she explained.

“And I’d use this horse riding?”

“Riding unwilling animals is cruel!”

“Then what use is this?”

She licked her lips, then winked.

“I’ll take it.”

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