“Good ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defendants are
Gary and Aya Snow. They reside in the outskirts of Albuquerque.
Mr. Snow is well known for his work as a mortician, while his wife works for Internal
Revenue Service, and…
Yes, yes, I know. Death and Taxes.
Anyway, it is precisely these jobs that caused the defendants
to the heinous crimes they are charged with. Given Mr. Snow’s work with dead
bodies, and Mrs. Snow’s work with financial loopholes, it is understandable,
but not at all forgivable, that they would begin to engage in carnal acts in
public places.”
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