Thursday, 26 June 2014

Desperate Lone Combatants



The motley crew of deluded fools who dared stand up to me and my quest for world domination breached my last disposable troops and burst into my throne room and right into my trap. I paused to tell them how stupid they truly were.

“You fools, you think…”

I trailed off as I stared at them.

“Uh... Sorry, I’m about to hypnotise the world’s population and the last line of pathetic defence are a 1950’s housewife, a furry, someone in garish pink armor, and a severely under-dressed Japanese schoolgirl?”

They nodded, seemingly confused by the question.

“… I hate DLC.”

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