Monday, 23 June 2014

Taking Shots



He came up to the bar and began to take some shots.

“Fucking bitch. Who the fuck does she think she is, accusing me of having an affair. I told her I’ve not been feeling well and that I’m just seeing my doctor for tests! Is it my fault my doctor just happens to be a rather attractive woman? Or that due to the amount of tests she made some house calls after her shifts? So what?”

He turned around and found himself facing an armed guard.

“Sir, it’s range policy not to let members discharge firearms while clearly emotional…”

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