Stuck in open waters.
Strong Theist: I know there’s a boat this way, it has spoken
to me! *swims against current*
Leaning Towards Theism: There may be a boat, seems quite
possible… *slowly swims against current*
Completely Impartial: I have no idea if there’s a boat or
not. *floats in place awaiting further information*
Leaning Towards Atheism: I don’t know there’s no boat, but I
don’t think there is… *slowly swims with current*
Strong Atheist: There is no evidence of a boat. *swims with current*
…
Fundamentalist Theist: *shoots everyone swimming with
current then demands women carry him to boat*
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