Job Security

When robots began to replace humans in warehouses, I didn’t care, those jobs were horrible, people should have it better, and besides, I was safe.

When robots began to replace humans on the battlefield, I didn’t care, that was a good thing, saving lives and all that. Plus I was safe.

Drivers, cooks, cops, nurses, every time another job began to be done by robots, I didn’t care, even when there were marches, riots, uprisings. Other people might have it tough, but my job was always safe. After all, I was an artist.

And then someone built a Van Gobot…