Monday 26 October 2015

Cart Blanched



I was trying to get her to focus on the menu, but she was still going on about how her boyfriend had to be treated like a VIP at the party.

“And he needs to have full unlimited access to the open bar, can we make sure all the waiters know that, he has cart blanched of the event, clear?”

Something inside me snapped.

“Cart blanched?”

She rolled her eyes.

“You know, French for full access. The matron dee needs to know that my boyfriend can-“

“MaĆ®tre d'. And carte blanche, for that matter.”

“Whatever, just tell everyone printo, ok?”

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