Monday, 25 April 2016

Tequila Tong, Time Traveller (03/12/2019)

She was on her fifteenth beer.

“And another thing, why the whole slut shaming thing? I don’t get it! If it wasn’t for our slutty human nature that meant we outnumbered them, we’d have lost to the Neanderthals! And then there’s whatshername, Empress Theodora! Complete, total slut, but was instrumental in Eastern Roman history, and was a lot of fun, I might add! Or Helena Hand-Basket, total slut, burlesque dancer, and leader of the successful human resistance to the Bollian Invasion!”

I finally spoke up.

“What’s a Bollian?”

She stared at me.

“Dammit!” she said, before vanishing into thin air.

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