Our father finally accepted he was dying a day or so before he actually died.
I managed to get to his deathbed a few minutes before that, and I asked the obvious question, what was the password to the family accounts.
He managed to croak out “Something stupidly long and difficult to remember…” before he drifted away.
I tried every way of inputting ‘somethingstupidlylonganddifficulttoremember’ that I could think of, but none of them worked, so we had to spend a few grand for a hacker to unlock it.
I was so annoyed when the password turned out to be ‘somethingstupidlylonganddifficulttoremember1492’…