Sunday 12 June 2016

Fishing For Compliments



Three lures bobbed slowly in the water surrounding the dock.

“So you know that blonde I was telling you about?”

“Yeah?”

“The waitress? Sure.”

“So after what, two months of going to that cafĂ© every day, I finally managed to get her to come out with me for a cup of coffee.”

“Awesome!”

“Hey, that’s great!”

“Except when she came out from getting changed, I told her that she actually looked nice without the apron on and she got all pissy!”

“Well that sucks. Bitches be crazy, right?”

“Hey!”

“Oh, sorry Lois.”

“It’s ok.

But dude, let’s talk about phrasing…”

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