Sunday, 18 September 2016

Simple Single Math



Half the town’s population is of a gender that isn’t compatible with my needs and/or wants and/or desires.

Of the remainder, a third are too young (as I don’t wish to go to jail) and a sixth are too old (as I don’t wish to go to bingo).

Of the remainder of that, three quarters are unavailable due to already being in a relationship (I’m not breaking anyone up, thank you) or not looking for a relationship (I’m not good at persuading anyone of anything serious) or what have you.

That leaves seven possible partners.

One a night seems doable.

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