Tuesday, 6 March 2018

Inner Babysitter

Curt looked over the mess Mr. Fuzzlebucket had made of his home, paint and candy strewn everywhere. He looked at the yellow fuzzy catman that had been his childhood friend.

"Look, I've grown up, and-"

"You've forgotten your inner child!"

"I'M HAPPY!

I like having people rely on me, I love my wife, I even like broccoli now, with blue cheese sauce."

"But blue cheese is smelly!"

"That's... I don't need you anymore. I'm sorry."

"So am I. But if you're happy, I'm happy." said the catman as he slowly vanished.

Curt died of a heart attack three years later.

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