Kate sat me down, and I prepared myself for her dumping me. She then proceeded to dump me, so I was ahead of the game. But the reason she dumped me was weird.
"You're just too much of a James."
I stared at her for a moment.
"My name is Ryan..."
"That's not what I mean."
"My middle name-"
"James was one of my previous boyfriends, and he was just as immature and self-obsessed as you are."
"But that was him, and I'm me. Give me time to change."
She did, and I tried, but she was a total Sharon.
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