Sunday, 18 August 2019

Consider My Good News

So, good news, I was practically immortal.

Bad news, to achieve this I had to be in this altar room at a specific time and date, which I was, obviously, and I had to say the right things, which given my first statement I clearly did, and I had to perform an action that you'll dislike, hence the bad news.

So, you're pregnant now, right? Oh, you're having a girl? That's nice. So, like, I'd not grow too attached to her, if I was you.

No, no, she'll be fine, all her life I'll protect her, once you're gone.

Sorry.

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