My nickname was known throughout the Northern Front. Lt. Latrine, who dooms his patrols with his shitting.
Not directly, mind. It's just five times now, I've returned from going to crap to find my squad wiped out. Totally a running gag now.
This new squad I'm in takes it seriously though. I'm not allowed to go alone, and they're all super vigilant while I'm gone, which is a double-edged sword.
It means that they're much less vigilant while I'm here, so while calling in an attack is gonna be easy, I'm not sure how to explain the other guy dying.
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