Friday, 13 September 2019

Woo Factor

He entered the potion shop furtively, walking with a pronounced limp as he glanced back out onto the street several times. I put down the wartroot I was stripping and gave him a traditional old crone smile.

"Aye, you look like you're be looking for a potion, perhaps one to woo a young lass?"

He blanched.

"I, no, that's... You have that?"

I chuckled.

"Well, near enough..."

He shook his head.

"No, I need a reversal potion for something."

"Reversal? Reversal for what?"

He licked his lips several times, then pulled down his pants.

I sold him a heightgain potion.

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