The Choice

My mother told me that I should choose a wife who was my best friend.

My father told me that I should choose a wife who I could work with to make something greater than both of us.

My buddies told me that I should choose a wife who was 2 outta 3 of hot, rich, and good in bed.

My psychologist told me that I should choose a wife who was compatible with me.

My priest told me that I should marry.

And I'm here, just trying to work out why they think I have a choice of women.