Monday 5 October 2020

Telling

He would tell anyone who asked that his first word was "Ma", which was only part of it.


He would tell anyone who asked that his upbringing was the normal upbringing you'd expect from a kid his age, which was a complete and total lie.


He would tell anyone who asked that his hearty constitution was due to solid breakfasts and avoiding alcohol, which was technically correct, given he feasted in the early morning, and never drank... wine.


He would tell anyone that they were safe from vampires if they did something which he didn't have a problem attacking through.

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