Saturday 31 October 2020

The Impact

We knew the asteroid was heading for us a month out, thanks to an amateur astronomer who spotted it.


We had a plan to prevent its impact a fortnight out, thanks to the brilliant but difficult 'cool' tech billionaire who designed the nuclear missile.


We knew it hit true an hour out, thanks to the large explosion in the sky which was a bit of a giveaway.


We knew there was a problem fifty-nine minutes out, thanks to the large chucks which still remained.


They knew of these events a thousand years after, thanks to the holy blue bird texts.

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