Sunday 28 February 2021

Hero Sandwich

I was told that if I wanted to meet with Don Iannotti, it had to be at this hole in the wall parmigiana sandwich shop.


So I sat, eating a decent enough chicken parm sandwich, and waited.


The proprietor, cashier, and chef stood scraping onions back and forth along the hotplate.


"You waiting for Tony?"


I glanced up.


"Uh, I don't know him well enough to call him that, but yes. I presume you're on the payroll then?"


"Huh? Don't talk with your mouth full, I'm deaf, gotta read your lips."


"Oh, that explains it."


"Certainly my explanation."


"Wait, what?"

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