Sunday 18 April 2021

Clown Registry

Officially, the procedure was the same has it had been for decades. If a clown became a professional, they had to register their make-up via painting it on an egg, and submitting it to the Registry. It would be checked against already existing ones, and accepted or rejected accordingly.


Of course, unofficially, if you included some money with your egg, you'd be approved after the clerk adjusted it as needed.


A bit more money, it'd be approved and the other 'similar egg would get touched up.


A bit more, the other egg gets smashed, and with it, that clown dies.

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