"Unidentified aircraft, please identify yourself, over."
"Oh, um, if you want."
"This is air traffic control, so yes, we do want, over."
"Ok then. Not the name I'd have given myself, but it's not bad."
"Please clarify yourself, over."
"Over, right?"
"Unidentified aircraft, communicate your identification code or we will be forced to alert the air force and take immediate and drastic action, over!"
"Well we don't want that! So, um, O, V, E, R? I guess?"
"That isn't a valid... Wait, you think we just named you? Over?"
"Well I just arrived on this planet so, yes?"
"Land, Over."
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