One of the other guards walked into the hallway towards his cell.
"The Warden asks what the hold-up is, the prisoner was supposed to be in the chair half an hour ago."
I sighed.
"'Prisoner Treatment Act (2004), Clause 5, subsection iv' clearly indicates if we award a last meal, they must be allowed to finish it. And look."
I pointed into the cell, where the prisoner was most of the way through the super jumbo bucket of popcorn shrimp.
The other guard blinked.
"What about his shellfish allergy?"
The Prisoner slowly fell over, flipping us the bird while dying.
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