The people were saved because the war was won by the Empire.
The war was won because the Empire broke the code of the Alliance's communication.
The code was broken because one lone encoder used his girlfriend's name as the base word for multiple messages.
The encoder was in love with his girlfriend because she was there when he dumped his last girlfriend.
He dumped his last girlfriend because she wouldn't give him blowjobs.
So, that's why I don't give blowjobs, because I could end up saving the world.
No other reason.
But men going down on women, that's good.
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