Prophecy

I was clearly sceptical as I sat down at the Fortune Teller's table, but it was an activity included with the day pass to the fair, so I was going to get it.

I listened as the woman of indeterminate age told me to shuffle and cut the deck how I liked. I made sure to shuffle just a little longer than usual, although I can't tell you why.

Then she laid out the cards in a criss-cross, and looked them over.

She sighed, then fell over onto the Lovers card.

I called an ambulance, and met this cute EMT...