At The Hip

Robert and Cynthia were on the vaudeville circuit for 35 years.

They began as The Singing Lovebirds, singing twee love songs to each other.

Eventually, while they kept the name, they switched to the more substantial love songs when they were both clearly not teenagers anymore.

Then they began the Married Masterminds, as they did memorisation tricks, and skits based on finishing each other's sandwiches.

But soon they focused on the skits as they became the Battlin' Couple.

And then they became solo acts.

And yet, surprisingly, across all that time, they shared literally 15 words off stage in total.