It was my last day, and I was training my replacement. After I finished explaining how to use the machine's complicated controls, he pointed to the control board.
"Wait, wait, why do you spend all this time adjusting these dials, the machine has a self-adjusting setting here!"
I looked around, then spoke quietly to him.
"Yeah, and you use that while you goof off. Then you say you get things done slightly faster than I did, everyone wins!"
"Or I could be honest about the time and get an award!"
It's a shame he fell into the gears and died.
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