Friday, 26 January 2024

Closed

The girl behind the register said it wouldn't take a minute before someone asked about the sign once it was up, I said it'd take at least 2 before anyone read it.


An old woman poked me before I'd even finished putting it up in the window.


"What is that!"


"Just a store policy, Ma'am."


"You're going woke, aren't you? Well I'm not shopping here any more, if you're going to be racist against white people!"


I watched her walk out triumphantly, as I paid $5 for losing the bet.


Amazing what putting a rainbow on closing hours can do. 

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