There once was a man from Kent.
He believed he was heaven sent,
To please all the gals,
To impress his pals,
But all of them told him to get bent.
There once was a woman from the sticks
Who had 'an aversion to dicks'.
But she swore she was straight,
Despite this phallic hate,
It was just her mind playing tricks.
The two met in a wine bar,
His local, her first trip afar.
Their groups had both left,
He was unusually deft,
And she agreed to get in his car.
He cured her of her delusion of straightness.
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