I awoke to find the guys I’d just met standing over me,
wearing these dark robes and chanting in some foreign language I didn’t
understand.
“Uh, guys? Why… Why am I tied up? And naked? I probably
should have asked that one first, but-“
Johnny, assuming that was his name (which I was starting to
doubt it was) glared at me.
“You will be the conduit for the Dark Lord Tizsmoilon, as he
requires a virgin to-“
“I’m not a virgin!” I said quickly.
‘Johnny’ snorted.
“We read your dating profile.”
“It says ‘Grey Area’!”
Not-Barry finished chanting.
Nothing happened.
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