All About The Numbers

As they filed into the bus, I gave them my brightest (fake) smile.

“Hello all, I’m Greg, and I’m sure you’re all going to have a wondrous time at the ‘Happiest Kingdom Of Them All’. But before we begin, we just have some numbers you gotta remember for me, all right? The bus between your hotel and the Park is 5-7-4. What number is it, nice and loud?”

“5-7-4.” they chanted back.

“And it leaves the Park at 18-45. What time?”

“18-45.”

“And finally, 1-7-5-.-5-0.”

“1-7-5-.-5-0.” they chanted back, confused.

“That’s the price of the taxi ride back. Let’s go!”