Thursday, 10 April 2014

Typical Man



“Gift Genie” said the sign, as did the nametag on the young woman standing beneath it. The rather desperate looking man who ran up to her didn’t notice the glassy smile.

“Wife… Birthday… Now… Help!” he said, his hands shaking as he tried to speak clearly.

“Of course sir, come with me please, now what does she-“

The ‘Genie’ noticed she was not being followed. She turned around to find him staring at a display.

“That’s the new Hard-Worker Belt Sander…”

He grabbed the box and ran to the checkout.

His wife loved it, she finished the deck much quicker.

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